If you can make an audience laugh, you've earned the right to make them feel.

Most corporate copy is written to avoid being wrong. I write to be remembered. That instinct comes from the stage, where there's no hiding: if a line doesn't land, you hear it in real time. Eighteen years of corporate brand work and a produced play later, that feedback loop has sharpened everything — from a Stanford donor campaign that drove a 23% lift to a Cognizant conference experience that captured 560+ enterprise leads.

Brand voice, executive narrative, PSA scripts, campaign copy — I approach them all the same way: find the human truth, strip everything else, then say it in a way no one else would.

Brand Voice Development

Building the verbal identity that anchors a brand — tone guidelines, messaging hierarchies, vocabulary do's and don'ts. The voice that makes every touchpoint feel unmistakably us.

Executive Storytelling

Transforming data, strategy, and vision into presentations that win deals and move rooms. PowerPoint decks that executives actually want to give — because the narrative arc does the persuasion before anyone opens their mouth.

Campaign Copywriting

Taglines, campaign concepts, donor appeals, event themes — copy that integrates seamlessly with the visual system and gives the design something worth reading.

Script & Video Narrative

Conceiving, writing, and storyboarding video content — from 30-second PSAs to long-form brand films. I've taken scripts from first draft through theater screening and corporate conference production.

Content Architecture

Structuring content ecosystems: website copy, capability decks, microsites, intranet portals. Information designed to be found, read, and acted on — not just published.

Playwriting & Live Narrative

Produced playwright, Awesome Theatre 2025 Weirdstock finalist. Live performance forces precision: you learn exactly which words earn attention and which ones lose a room. That instinct transfers directly to every corporate brief.

The Blood Count PSA still

PSA Script · Stanford Blood Center

The Blood Count

Conceived, wrote, and storyboarded a theatrical PSA that ran in South Bay movie theaters — fusing sharp copy with cinematic direction to drive donor engagement for a nonprofit blood center.

23% donation lift · six-figure nonprofit donations

Cognizant AI Transformation Wave booth

Conference Theme & Narrative · Cognizant

AI Transformation Wave

Developed "The Transformation Wave" — the overarching narrative concept that unified visual design, booth messaging, event scripting, and sales conversations across the 2024 Workday Rising conference floor.

175+ enterprise leads captured · recognized internally for outshining Titanium sponsors

Collaborative Solutions Core Values Wheel

Brand Voice System · Cognizant

CS Core Values Wheel

Translated an abstract set of company values into a visual and verbal system that resonated across cultures and seniority levels — adopted firm-wide and installed in regional offices as a permanent fixture.

Firm-wide adoption · installed as 4'×4' pieces in regional offices

Rock-n-Roll Human Connection conference theme

Experience Theme & Copy · Cognizant

Rock-n-Roll Human Connection

Named and built the narrative framework for a rock-and-roll-themed conference experience rooted in the founder's personal brand story — a copywriting and concept brief that informed every design decision downstream.

560+ high-value leads across the 2019–2024 conference series

The Latchkey Kidnapper — official Weirdstock poster

Latest work

The Latchkey Kidnapper

A comedic murder mystery co-written with playwright Bryce Allemann — exploring nostalgia, true crime, love, and breakfast cereals. Selected as a finalist at Awesome Theatre's 2025 Weirdstock festival and currently in development for a 2026 production run.

Comedy is the hardest discipline in writing. It demands absolute precision: the wrong word, the wrong beat, and the joke is gone. Spending years in that pressure cooker has made every other form of writing feel straightforward by comparison.

Weirdstock 2025 Finalist · Awesome Theatre
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Foundation · 1998–2015

Thunderbird Theatre Company San Francisco · Est. 1996

Thunderbird was the pressure cooker where everything converged. I joined as a contributor in 1998 and earned a core member role by 2003, spending over a decade at the center of one of San Francisco's most distinctive independent theatre companies — serving as marketing director, graphic designer, stage manager, and lighting and sound operator, while contributing to every major decision about how the company ran.

Three plays entered the Thunderbird canon co-written with Bryce Allemann: The Nite Lites, Release The Kraken, and Salty Towers. Two additional co-written works — The Life of Poseidon and Heracles and Things He Killed — were Thunderbird's contributions to the SF Olympians Festival, No Nude Men's annual celebration of Bay Area theatrical mythology.

Pride and Succubus — Thunderbird Theatre Company 2008 summer show poster art by Dana Constance

Poster design · Art direction

Pride and Succubus — 2008 summer show. Poster art, show card, and promotional design. "She slays. He sucks. Romance is hell." New Langton Arts, San Francisco.

The same design instinct that built the WM EarthCare brand and the Cognizant conference environments — make it impossible to look away — was sharpened right here, on a tight budget, for a real audience.

I was also the company's primary photographer and art director for all promotional work — producing imagery that earned front covers of SF Weekly, The Guardian, and SF Examiner, and placement in the San Francisco Chronicle. That's not hobbyist photography. That's editorial work for the city's most-read alt-weeklies, on behalf of an ensemble I helped build.

When you're the designer, the writer, the stage manager, and the person taking the cover photo, you stop thinking in disciplines and start thinking in outcomes. Every problem is a creative problem. That's still true at every desk I sit at.

5 Plays · All co-written with Bryce Allemann SF Weekly · The Guardian · SF Examiner · SF Chronicle SF Olympians Festival

What playwriting gives a corporate creative that no brief ever will:

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